Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet. What shall I do?
Well, for a start, don't point him at me.
Doctor, doctor. I feel like a pack of playing cards.
Sit down, i'll deal with you in a minute.
Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out. Can you give me something to keep it in?
Certainly - how about a paper bag?
Doctor, doctor, How long can a man live without brain?
I don’t know. How old are you?
Doctor, doctor, My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, doctor, my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil 'till I get there.
Doctor, doctor, I've broken my arm in several places.
Well you shouldn't visit those places anymore.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills and, if they don't work, give me a ring.
Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses.
You certainly do, sir, this is a fish & chip shop!
Doctor, doctor, are people still reading these jokes?
I can recommend a good psychologist on WhatClinic.com!
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop stealing things.
Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a bridge?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
What's come over you?
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm god.
In the beginning there was darkness......
In the beginning there was darkness......
How did that start?
Doctor, doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Not really - I spill most of it!
Not really - I spill most of it!
Do you drink a lot?
Doctor, doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere.
No, just blue elephants.
No, just blue elephants.
Have you seen a psychologist yet?
